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I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas ,we certainly did.
Young Duff came to Chi town for a few days . Tom I know how you felt
about your dad teaching you things. I always do the same with my son
Marc. Funny thing he now teaches me all those crazy tech stuff.
We really do learn from one another.
That brings me to thank all of you who shared your ideas in your
posts. We all have gain precious knowledge we will use for a lifetime.
Now as for DuffBeer's post , my aim was to add humor and show a
lighter side of on tuff days. I wanted you all to smile or chuckle or
even say that goofy DuffBeer. Laughter is good it is healthy
and you look better when you smile !!!! I was on stage and all of you
were my audience. You all got free tickets ,I should have brought
more beer, you would have gotten one too.
Dishwasher thanks for your lessons and I certainly hope there
will be more. Shash ,Shao and Gullapalli our stock surgeons
always fixing their portfolios, wish they had fixed mine nah
I had fun finding my picks at the bottom of those micro
beer cans. Keith's fishing lessons and his daring short moves.
Eileen and Toro posting their research and news. Tom and Russ
sharing a possible stock pick. How could I miss our most creative writer
Viking Warrior drove me to drink , once I had a beer or two DuffBeer
could real understand him. I would say we are a motley darn good bunch.
Krish wrote a pretty long blog, I guess it was her PHD.paper.
Believe or not Duff did go to beer college. She summarized the entire
SLO contest !!!! She mention somethings that I recently found
in some old empty beer bottles.
You always must be a stock picker --- in the correct sector ---
at the precise time.
That hard to do but those that can,always have the big boat
in the harbor.
I will put this in Duff's words --- There is a lot of beer out there most
of it bad. When you find one of those craft beer gems or if you
are Russ a Merlot can you imagine Duff with one of those ????
I take that brew and put it in the sector on my side of the frig.
Once it is cooled ,at the precise time I run for my beer
can opener.Now if you are Russ you walk to the drawer and pull
out some kind of fancy cork gadget remover. By the time Russ gets to
that wine I have a great pour and and already tasted that great
gem of a micro brew. Oh as for risk ,I just might have a beer overflow
but not this Duff that will not happened. The reward is a great tasty
beer to toast picking the correct stock in the correct sector at the
correct time.
Russ did you get that cork out yet ??? I bet VW can certainly help you.
DuffBeer's club got it's 2nd member would you believe it is Gullapalli.
He shot me a few recommendations ,could this craft beer be why
he is in the top 5. Oh the 1st member VW with his strong
Norwegian wee heavy stout.
Happy New year to all my SLO friends " please remember our troops"
Cheer, DuffBeer
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Comments (3)
Great post Duff, good luck to you in a new year!
Posted by dishwasher | December 27, 2007 10:02 PM
Good OK
( My Impersonation of Gully-Washer guy, there )
This is NOT the End, or the Beginning of the END but it is the End of the Beginning.
( My Imitation of a DishWasher - SLO Chief Cook & Bottle Washer Quotation )
DuffBeer - Sobriety does NOT become you. Don't Try it again. Don't even try it at home.
Happy NEW Year - The End of the end for the OLD Ways & Older Days. The Beginnings of New Innings - New & Better Batter Days & Ways.
Step UP to the Plate & Ceelebrate. Baseball will be here SOON.
Happy happy - Joy Joy, Ren & Stimpy
Don L. Ferk ( aka VikingWarrior )
( Ex-Officio SLO Laureated Larrioted Lore-ated & Opining Opinionated ( would be / wanna BE )Poet
1st Song O'da Day
StatesBoro Blues -
W & M : William Samuel "Blind Willie" McTell
My mother died and left me reckless, my daddy died and left me wild, wild, wild
It's got TRAINS in it, DuffBeer.
wild, Wild, WILD !!!!!!!!!!!!
1stSong Lyrics: Statesboro Blues
Written by Blind Willie McTell
Recorded in (1928)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wake up mama, turn your lamp down low
Wake up mama, turn your lamp down low
Have you got the nerve to drive papa McTell from your door
My mother died and left me reckless, my daddy died and left me wild, wild, wild
Mother died and left me reckless, daddy died and left me wild, wild, wild
No, I'm not good lookin', [ but I swear -DLF ] I'm some sweet woman's angel child
You're a mighty mean woman, to do me this a-way
You're a mighty mean woman, to do me this a-way
Going to leave this town, pretty mama, going away to stay
I once loved a woman, better than I ever seen
I once loved a woman, better than I ever seen
Treat me like I was a king and she was a doggone queen
Sister, tell your Brother, Brother tell your Auntie, Auntie, tell your Uncle,
Uncle tell my Cousin, Cousin tell my friend
Goin' up the country, Mama, don't you want to go?
May take me a fair brown, may take me one or two more
Big Eighty left Savannah, Lord, and did not stop
You ought to saw that colored fireman when he got that boiler hot
Reach over in the corner, hand me my travelin' shoes
You know by that, I got them Statesboro blues
Sister got 'em, daddy got 'em
Brother got 'em, mama got 'em
Woke up this morning, we had them Statesboro blues
I looked over in the corner,
Grandpa and grandma had 'em too.
2nd Song O'da Day -
Mrs. DuffBeer's LIFE STORY, fo' sho'
It's got fishing hooks in it Too. - For Kingsbury
Seven Beers With the Wrong Man
( Traditional ) w/ chord Switches
[G] Last night I strolled [C] down to the [G] tavern
To get me a glass of [D] beer
And when I sat down at the table
A man came up and said [G] ""Dear,
Come over and [C] sit at my [G] table
And I'll buy you beer [G7] by the [C] can
I made my mistake - last [G] night when I drank
Seven [D] Beers With The [D7] Wrong Kind Of [G] Man.
This man was tall, dark and handsome
You could hang out your clothes on his line
He said he'd searched this world over
But he'd never seen beauty like mine
I fell for it hook, line and sinker
And then all the troubles began
From now on I think - I never will drink
Seven Beers With The Wrong Kind Of Man.
He asked me if I had a husband
I told him my name was still ""Miss""
Was then that he leaned 'cross the table
He squeezed me and gave me a kiss
I couldn't resist his advances
The room seemed to spin 'round and then
He said ""There's my wife - better run for your life
Or you'll not see daylight again.""
Now I'm in the house of correction
His wife said I'd stolen her man
It's all on account of my drinkin'
Seven Beers With The Wrong Kind Of Man
That big handsome brute said I ""vamped"" him
That I was the worst in the land
Now girls stop and think - before you go drink
Seven Beers With The Wrong Kind Of Man.
note: I think that this is one of the spin off parodies of Seven Years
with the Wrong Woman, but I can't prove it. RG
Recorded by Bonnie Blue Eyes
Mr. DuffBeer's LIFE STORY
Seven Beers with Wrong Woman
A Novelty song as performed by Alice Stuart
CHORDS A, D, D7, G : Difficulty: easy
D G D
Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
A
We sat at the table for two
The first thing I knew, she whispered
D
"Oh, boy, I could sure go for you."
G D
My heart beat a little bit quicker
D7 G
As I held her sweet little hand
D
I swelled up with pride, but oh, how she lied
A D
I sure was a foolish young man.
Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
She made me get up and dance
Around and around we circled
'Til I missed my money from my pants
I asked her if she had seen it
She smiled up at me and said, "No!"
To this day to me, it's a big mystery
I wonder just where did it go.
Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
Her husband walked in after that
And as soon as he spied us together
He rushed up and gimme a bat
He took me by the seat of my britches
And he shore did jerk up the slack
And then I got tossed, out the door, by the boss
And he told me to never come back.
Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
It's left me only regret
I guess she was only a-foolin'
When she called me her darlin' and pet
Oh! I wish that the Lord had made Adam
And had never made anyone else
Just one thing I know, the next place I go
I'll buy fourteen beers for myself.
Posted by don ferk | December 28, 2007 2:14 AM
Happy new year. Good luck with your brewery. What are you going to name it?
Posted by gullapalli | December 28, 2007 10:08 AM