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If you were stranded on a desert island for 3 weeks, which stocks would you hold? Would it be Potash (POT), the subject of the Strategy Lab's "Question of the Week"? Would it be a financial stock, or a solar stock, or perhaps a Chinese solar stock? These are the questions I've been asking myself as I prepare for my honeymoon, which will not be on a desert island, but pretty close for stock monitoring purposes.

Here's what I came up with, explanation to follow:

Consumer Staples: 37%
Wal-mart (WMT), Philip Morris Intl (PM), Colgate-Palmolive (CL), General Mills (GIS), CVS Caremark (CVS), Kraft (KFT)

Energy and Royalty Trusts: 25%
Petrobras (PBR), Permian Basin (PBT), Prudhoe Bay (BPT), Precision Drilling (PDS)

Video Games: 20%
Activision (ATVI), Electronic Arts (ERTS), Gamestop (GME)

Short ETFs: 10%
Ultrashort Financials (SKF), Ultrashort S&P 500 (SDS)

Cash: 8%
Dry powder ($$$)

As uncomfortable as I am with this market, I can't ignore the change in street sentiment. As Jeff Macke has said, you need to trade the tape you have, not the tape you think you should have. I think the market should go down. I think the Bear Stearns (BSC) buyout prevented disaster but socializing risk will not, in the end, prevent a potentially deep recession. I think the consumer is in trouble and deflation is the real "flation" to worry about. I think LDK Solar (LDK) is unsafe. The tape says I'm wrong. For now. That's ok, but I don't want to chase hot sectors and get burned. A few weeks ago, I was tempted to "go for the gold," but in one day all the gold-heavy portfolios were obliterated. This is how I feel about solars and metals and even fertilizers. So what do I do?

My organizing principle for a snorkel-friendly portfolio is the money version of the hippocratic oath: Do no harm. Consumer staples, in my opinion, will do no harm. They are insulated against a weak consumer, and margins for companies like GIS and KFT should increase if commodities deflate. Video games will do no harm. I have written extensively about the strong video game cycle and won't repeat myself here. I only wish I could own Nintendo (NTDOY.PK) for the SLO contest. Energy trusts will do no harm, mostly because of their attractively high dividends. Ultrashorts actually may do me harm when looked at individually, but as part of a portfolio they will act as a protective hedge against disaster--sort of like an automated external defibrillator (that machine that shocks the heart back into rhythm, you know, after the doctor yells "Clear! Clear!").

I have no doubt that someone will pass me atop the SLO leaderboard, but I like my chances of remaining near the top even as I sit on the beach and enjoy some light reading, like Reminiscenes of a Stock Operator and Fooled by Randomness. I also look forward to spending some time underwater--as long as it's me with flippers on, not my portfolio. See you in a few weeks!

(PS--After seeing Dennis Gartman on Fast Money, I may add some steel and coal plays. Why? He's smarter than me...)

[This article simultaneously posted on my personal blog, with pictures.]

Comments (2)

Uncle John:

Good post, good explaination. I would agree that looks like a pretty safe portfolio for while you are away. It might be more interesting to see what people would hold for 3 or even 6 months on a desert island.

Have fun on the honeymoon!

Uncle John

don ferk:

Dear soon-to-be HenPecked Caspar MilqueToast/ Walter Mitty " In-a-Bind " La Bine,

First of all CONgratulations - Once again a Woman with a poor choice in Men has CAPTIVE-ated a Man with a poor Choice in Women !!!

As for your SLO-Port - it's a 'Fantasy' Portfolio. Go to FANtasy Island for your Honey Moon and forget about the MoneySWOON.

Here's a Fantasy song for your Shacking-UP Shackling :

Peter, Paul & Mary
The Wedding Song ( aka " There is Love " )
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m7050D2sVFc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m7050D2sVFc

Whatever you do with your SLO-Port, I assure you that it will be the very last Decision that you will EVER be allowed to make.

Point your Index Finger under your Chin, move your head Bobble-Head-style and repeat the following word ad infinitum -- " Commitment, Commitment, Commentment ", etc. With a less-than-three-week time horizon for your Stock Picks, you're going to find that marriage is going to "Rock Your World ".

You are not just getting a wife, you are gaining a Mother-In-Law. Take a look at your soon-to-be M-I-L, because that's what you'll be married to about 25 years hence. SCARY isn't it ? Just ask DuffBeer about the ill-tempered Demonic Snapping-Turtle Carnivorous Alligator Ferret-face Mothe-In Law he has to deal with. Don't take my word for it.

While you are AWAY, I plan to add stock in companies that make washing machines, vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers, silverware, crockery and such. I think that there will be a pick-up in demand about the time you return.

Here's some good Marital Advice, a FANTASY video featuring Jimmy Soul & The COASTERS :
" If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life "
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

VikingWarrior

PS : Just Hackin' On Ya.
No Harm meant, no harm done. Not So ?

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